this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 3 hours ago

"What is my purpose?" - "You remove crumbs." - "Oh, my god!"

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Would be great if it worked in toaster ovens.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

It's integrated into the base of the toaster.

The toaster has a motion sensor. When there's been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.

Also schedulable through the app, of course.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Does it rhyme with Roomba or is it crumb-ba?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 0 points 3 hours ago