this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

i APPROVE THE CRUMBA.

[–] Axefanatic@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How big are people's counters and this is a thing?

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 2 points 2 hours ago

I just put the dog on the table.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 points 5 hours ago

"What is my purpose?" - "You remove crumbs." - "Oh, my god!"

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Would be great if it worked in toaster ovens.

Like robotic vacuums / mops should be integrated into bottom of dishwashers. Drives me nuts this isn't a thing.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

It's integrated into the base of the toaster.

The toaster has a motion sensor. When there's been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.

Also schedulable through the app, of course.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Does it rhyme with Roomba or is it crumb-ba?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Ooohhh... I am a sucker for umlauts...

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 0 points 5 hours ago