How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?
Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?
"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"
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How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?
Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?
"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"
You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.
You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park
Think their boss meant the other sort of cheddar.
"High value",
"Cheddar"
Choose one.