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[–] pingin@lemmy.nz 36 points 2 years ago

pet the toilet turtle

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

Ok I cut out the front of my tank but then all the water spilled out

[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Zellith@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as we dont touch the p spot.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

But that takes all the fun out of it!

Toilet's just getting their regular prostate check

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How to plant a bomb in a toilet

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

We called that an upper decker when I was a kid. You can call it a bomb if that makes you happy.

[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Life hack; to flush you should lift the same rubber stopper directly just like in the photo.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Or if you have to tube kind, rotate it back toward the handle.