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After living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom. (lemmy.world)
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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But you must feed!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You've clearly never heard of vegan vampires.

They only eat vegetables

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Bunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere

[–] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

And have 3 wifes.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

And when a young guy comes to your castle, terrorize him until he leaves. Then follow him home and hook up with his gal.