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[–] konalt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

No but a tin can

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know, but it's a good thing they aren't into cash.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

I saw a fish beat Elden Ring, I'm sure they can microwave a cup of soup.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Science is not yet ready to answer these questions

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could fish really enjoy soup?

I’ve got it. I bet they would love soup dumplings. I need to go find some venture capital for this idea.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They can, but it's complicated. Sort of like that thing about monkeys writing Hamlet on a typewriter, only instead of a typewriter, we fitted the fish with a microwave gun...

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

As long as we don't have it the other way around with soup trying to microwave fish

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Or it's a report/statement

Can-fish microwave [the] soup

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gamble! 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big!