We could have had funniest moment of the year if authorities seized his Mercedes while he was voting.
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Funnier than Giuliani getting served indictment papers at his own birthday party?
I think we still can't beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.
Idk he found himself soliciting prostitution on a fucking Borat movie
Sometimes you’re just between a dildo store and a crematorium
That's hot
I’m willing to find out
with the process server singing him happy birthday
I don't think anything will beat this one.
We could have had funniest moment of the year if authorities seized his Mercedes while he was voting.
My dream:
Giuliani’s attorney denied the allegations, claiming Giuliani was unaware of how to deliver the assets.
Fucking liar. Guiliani was a prosecutor and knows how assets are supposed to be delivered, be just doesn't want to. I'm going to be so fucking happy the day these ugly corrupt power-mad conspiracy-pushing old white men are dead.
He also knows that ignorance of the law is not a legitimate defense, even if it's fake ignorance.
idk, his brain might be so far gone, that he doesn't know any of these things anymore.
Shocking that Giuliani does not know how to comply with the law. You know, after being a federal prosecutor for years.
That's why he got disbarred!
At least in DC. Not sure about New York.
Also in New York
I’m going to be so fucking happy the day these ugly corrupt power-mad conspiracy-pushing old white men are dead.
Problem is, they always make new ones.
Have you checked out the new Vance model? It's almost lifelike.
Not to mention that ignorance of the law is not an excuse. For most people, anyway.
I swear he's actively trying to land in jail at this point.
Or just prove that consequences are a myth
When asked for comment:
More like he knows he won't see any consequences if Trump wins the election.
Oh, he will. He's ignoring a court order,
Yeah, the wealthy never get away with that!
As a judge would say. The time to discuss this was over. I gave you a lawful order which you have ignored. Perhaps you need some time to think about that.
Or just wait for his friend Donny J. to issue a pardon.
The president can only pardon federal crimes. This is a NY state case AFAIK.
I did think about that at first, but then I thought "I don't think Trump realizes that, and I don't think that would stop him."
He has enough sycophants behind him at all levels of government to make problems go away, and he definitely wants to wield the power of the president in ways that are unprecedented (un-presidented?).
Don is going down
One can only hope
Where’s the enforcement?
I'm more than willing to accommodate that.
Well that's one way to deliver it. Did he take the train home?
Somehow he skipped jail. Passed Go. AND collected $200!
He's following the Trump playbook. Delay Delay Delay.
I want a job where I can just say, “it’s almost done boss!” And then go back to not working
That can be any job! For a while, anyway.
Well that's infuriating.