I dunno, does it warp probability around it so that no matter what, the egg is always fresh? How far does the effect extend? Does it affect people or just physical interactions? If people ask these questions are they under the effect and contributing to the egg’s defense and therefore continued freshness?

Welcome to IT. If everything is on fire, they ask why you’re even here, and if everything is ready for the fire and there’s nothing left to do, they also ask why you’re even here

Whenever Google launches a product or service wait at least 5 years before even trying it to see if they’re serious, got it

Love Linux, but why be redundant about leftists?

Man, you really can’t beat homemade artisanal misinformation

The point is to get people to buy iPhones because of getting shunned for green bubbles. It came out in litigation, the CEO straight up admitted it in writing

So glad I left when they paid Joe Rogan money

Fascinating, have they tried sucking less?

Rumble is 100% fascist Nazi bullshit, not an alternative

If you weren't getting rid of Wyze devices before the Wyzecam v1 fiasco where they lied, this is a great time to do so. Unplug your Wyze stuff and hit 'em right in the metrics

Time to introduce them to 'lil Bobby Tables

The corpse of Digg is still shambling around