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Level up your excuses today (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Corno@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Original? ✅ Plausible? ✅ Photographic evidence? ✅ Adorable? ✅✅✅

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What kind of monster kills a duckling and sets it on their calculator for internet points?

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The duckling seems alive to me… at least I hope so.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I actually think it's fine too. I was just making a joke about fake internet points for fake internet points.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

😬 for the record I've seen some birds just lay down flat in their nests, vs the usual tuck-beak-on-back. But yeah... This seems posed. Hope I'm wrong.

[–] _core@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That thing you took the photo with, and tweeted the photo with, has a calculator. You can even get a different super cool calculator for it.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing you're using also has a search function to explain what a joke is.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

All I got was this? I'm not sure they're a reliable dictionary.

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

> The year is 3034
> Humanity has a vast interstellar empire spanning galaxies 
> We still use the Ti-83 calculator to learn math

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

It's a travesty that HP killed the HP48 series.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

In my classes profs just let us use our laptops

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

This is rubber ducking made real.