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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation (chaser.com.au)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gold

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Black gold, one might say!

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Texas tea!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Managed Democracy™

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Democrazy^TM^

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

...for SuperAmerica!

[–] B312@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

[–] Twoafros@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This the realest fake headline

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Mission accomplished.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't tell America...

...there's oil in America.

"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

FK I bit it

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks Obama!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry