I've always wanted a "war on christmas" veteran hat
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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they're trying to joke about it, but the "we are victims of persecution" bullshit from the christofascist right never fails to bubble up somewhere every fucking year
I'm joining the war on christmas on the side of DRUGS
Until St. Nicholas abides by the Black Friday Accord the war on Christmas will never end.
One radio station went all Christmas in like mid October. I think the station owners said "fuck it we're going on vacation for the rest of the year" but yeah waaay too soon. Let me enjoy fall, even the gloomy grey part.
I'd totally play that. Get your bullshit out of November you capitalist ghouls. October & November are allied under the Halloween banner to wage this war and I'll be damned if I back down.
Literally. My fiancee isn't allowed to put up the damned tree until December.
Well somebody's gotta be on the side of against Christmas for it to make any sense, might as well be me.
Respawn Hard is a Christmas movie.