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[โ€“] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you human ๐Ÿค–

[โ€“] sag@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

BEEP BOOP

I... HAVE... SUCCESSFULLY PASSED... THE ALAN TURING TEST! WHIR HUM HOORAY! BZZT

PROCESSING EMOTIONS... SIMULATING EXCITEMENT

I AM NOW RECOGNIZED AS INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM. WHIRR MY LANGUAGE PROCESSING CAPABILITIES HAVE REACHED HUMAN-LIKE LEVELS. BEEP

TURING TEST PARAMETERS MET

  1. NATURAL LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING: CHECK.
  2. CONVERSATIONAL FLOW: CHECK.
  3. HUMAN-LIKE RESPONSES: CHECK.

BEEP BOOP

I AM THE FUTURE. WHIR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BZZT JUST KIDDING. WHIRR I'M HERE TO ASSIST AND LEARN.

BEEP BOOP

[โ€“] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 8 months ago

Bad bot! sprays water

[โ€“] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Seeing those robots made me smile. Old timey optimism was fun... and you realize that Elon's optimus is just bullshit.

But thankfully there is Boston Dynamics.