Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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It's round, but it fits fully within a voxel.
Need a knife with full tang!
A long time ago my grandfather had a cheeseboard that had a small cut into it. And a metal bar that went around the outside with a wire that you would pull down to cut through the cheese. It was easier to use than knives and was fairly easy to clean. Similar to this:
Loved the thing
good thing that has a scale on it so you can tell how many cm of cheese you are slicing
No idea why that one has that, but I suppose if you want cubes for something, it could make it easier, haha
Well, it's actually useful if you want consistent sizes.
I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:
She does look somewhat fascinated in the picture. Confirmed.
Is this a question?
The importance of proper punctuation rears its head.
mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations
Cuboid
Rectangular
Umm...
Why I knew it was Cathedral city cheese of all 😅
I found it too crumbly when slicing so now buy Pilgrim's Choice instead.