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[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (4 children)

OP forgot beer, wine, liquor. Not very comprehensive.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I nominate bleach for SSS tier

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

In Germany, it feels like water is a fancy request and beer is the simple tap option.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
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[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are milk and Dr pepper separate or is that a Dr Pilk situation.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

As long as we don't have a Dr. PILF on our hands...

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In water, milk or Dr Pepper?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah nah, add anything but water to F tier. Water is S.

[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

My hydrohomie

[–] woobie@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coffee isn't even on your list.

Go to your room and think long and hard about what you've done.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

S-tier: Black coffee, tea, and water

F-tier: Everything else

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Root beer is definitely A tho

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Especially if it's like a local craft root beer in a glass bottle. That shit slaps. Also cream soda.

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[–] webadict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

S: water and locally sourced milk

F: Everything else

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you think about cows having to be pregnant constantly it makes the milk almost go sour... Even though I agree.

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[–] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My lactose intolerant ass would tend to disagree...

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[–] Resol@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Milk and Dr Pepper are in F tier too, only water graces the top spots

[–] regbin_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

Disagree with milk. It can stay in B because it makes cappuccino and latte possible.

If you disagree, it means your opinions differ than mine.

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[–] III@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Milk is shit, other than that I agree

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This list is Bobby Boucher approved.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Weird ass licorice, cherry, compost drink...

The one true non water drink is ginger beer.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are really people out there who like Dr Pepper?

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There are people who don’t?

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[–] doofer_name@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

S: carbonated water A: water, juice (from 100% fruit) F: everything else

I’m gonna die on that hill.

[–] tsuica@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why not eat the fruit? That way, you aren't consuming 30 oranges worth of sugar.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I'll just consume 30 oranges to quench my thirst.

[–] tsuica@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You should drink water for thirst, but maybe that's just me.

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[–] doofer_name@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I usually mix (apple/grape) juice with carbonated water and drink one glass of orange juice occasionally. Its not like I’m drinking 2l a day.

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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

E: Actual piss

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] atocci@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is that thing in S-tier next to water?

[–] partmussels@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] skookumasfrig@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr. Pibb needs to be one below Dr. Pepper. It's the knockoff but it's decent

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[–] Paradoxvoid@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

America really is an amazing country. I've never even heard of about half of this tier list.

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[–] Lolors17@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Fully agree!

[–] SadSadSatellite@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Swap Dr p with faygo arctic sun and you got a list.

Edit: yo where the fuck coffee

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