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[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If she grows 1000,000 she becomes Megga Bobby Brown

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

We're getting dangerously close to the theorized Bobby Brown Singularity..

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Putting two 'g's in mega is cursed, also it would be kilo, not mega.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 weeks ago

Only if she wants to. It's her prerogative.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

At some point she was a Micro Bobby Brown.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

Some people will use anything to avoid imperial units

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

milliblogmemes

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

But she must be already close to Centi Bobby Brown.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What does the bobby brown measure.

[–] nomen_dubium@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the level of "cutest boy in town" i believe

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Is there an imperial equivalent of the bobby brown?

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well 1000 times one Millie bobby brown

I don't know about that, but i do know that .666 is the mark of the milliBeast.

[–] BruceAlrighty@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

If she murdered someone she would grow 1,000 times.