assassinatedbyCIA

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Iran fatwa fundraiser to kill Donald Trump raises over $40 million in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

He needs to take the adolf way out.

Special (2025-07-09) in c/smbc@midwest.social
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I like how engineers are a distinct species

My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Wait. Before you blow your brain out have you considered surgical removal of your ears?

Oatmeal in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Perspective in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I Want a Dog in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As long as you change their litter and feed them then it’s not too bad.

Full bloom in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

At least her gonorrhoea is not in retrograde

413524 Gang, rise up! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

25314 supremacists rise up

Not for me, tho in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah yes its nearly 8:03 o’clock

Or nearly 56 minutes to 11:08

What a weird apple in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

While you’re at it take some bloods. Old mates risk of refeeding syndrome after the first bite.

How to stop car terrorism. This was published in 1931. in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We should stop car terrorism the same way we stop other terrorism. With a ‘targeted’ campaign of airstrikes that hit not just the car terrorists but car civilians and car women and children too.

Protection in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Get a bucket and a mop for that wireless access point

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I miss the LMP1's (lemmy.world)
 

I was mainly into the sport because of the technology. The LMP1 cars were so impressive to me. They were so fast, especially in the later years. The hypercars just don’t seem as impressive coming from the LMP1. I just wish they were faster (i.e more power, slightly lighter and more downforce). I think the original plan to have them run 800hp engines would have been better for me. At least there are more teams running. Does anyone feel the same way.

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Shopping at coles a terrible experience? (lemmy.world)
 

Is just me or is shopping at coles just a fantastically shit experience. Too many people, isles too narrow, glitchy security gates, not enough places to get bags, staff stockings the shelves while you shop. Maybe it’s the stores I shop at but, I can say my experience hasn’t been great.

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What a storm eh (lemmy.world)
 

Playing football lightning cracks not too far away from me. Smell ozone, decide it’s time to get the F out there. The roads were not fun with the torrential rain.

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Mexico, facing US pressure, will halt incentives to Chinese EV makers (www.reuters.com)
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An Australian aid worker has been killed in Gaza by an IDF strike (www.smh.com.au)
 

Watch as the Australian government condemns this in the weakest way possible.

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Defiant North Korea tells UN its spy satellite program is its ‘legitimate right as a sovereign state’ (edition.cnn.com)
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Melbourne driver Alisha Fagan, who killed grandfather then blamed crash on 'African men', jailed (www.abc.net.au)
 

Way too soft a punishment imo

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Time pizza rule (i.imgur.com)
 
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Dad Rule (i.imgur.com)
 
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