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Amazon's New Warehouse Robot Mocks Workers With Bathroom Breaks (isglitch.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Latest AI Enhancement Includes 'Biological Function Simulation Protocol'

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[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago

hahaha I ate the onion at first and I'm going to choose to laugh instead of be depressed at the fact that I thought it was a plausible thing amazon might do

[–] EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Join the isGlitch.com community! Put !isglitch@lemmy.world into the Lemmy instance of your choice.

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, instant subscription! The article is hilarious.