Yo mamma so fat, when the Borg assimilated her she was designated as a unimatrix.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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Yo mamma so fat, she assimilated the borg!
Yo mama so fat when she rolled over she assimilated the federation
Yo mamma so fat Geordie has to siphon power from Life Support to deal with the gravametric distortion!
Yo mommas so fat that we've had to implement new processing protocols and alter isometric circuits to ensure that her planetoid status doesn't affect the integrity of the warp field
*Geordie crying through his visor wishing he could transfer power to the USS Hera
Gonna need a genesis device to recover from that sick burn.
Yo mommas so fat, she’s gonna need the whole Genesis PLANET!
Burn so bad I brain-wiped the last season of Discovery
I stopped after season 2. Was that the right choice?
Let me put it this way: even in the far future, Discovery gets to be sooper speshul because all the dilithium in the galaxy just randomly exploded one day.
And what do they discover? The ~~Legendary Super Saiyan~~ Great Burn was motivated by a crying infant! He's a literal giant f* baby!
Hm, for me the first one was the worst, the last one probably the best (but then again I don't particularly like Discovery overall).
No, it's getting much better in the later seasons
I skipped discovery completely. Strange New World has been mostly good, but Lower Decks is the most Trek show that's been put out in years.
I've not seen Prodigy...
Yo mamma so fat, when she farted, she sent Voyager to the delta quadrant.
Yo mamma so fat, the Tholians ran out of web trying to trap her.
"Spock, yo Mama's so fat, our engineering chief couldn't beam her up when she fell."
...too soon...?
That burned hotter than when a random Kelpian high on dilithium got salty
Kobayashi Maru'd
~~ITT people making 'yo mama' jokes less funny than the one in the OP~~
ITT me having an uplifting conversation after being a bit of a buzzkill earlier
Nah. In this thread you find people having fun.
And then there's you.
I just though your joke was amazing in comparison
Then why did you choose the negative option? You could have said you really liked the joke in the post. You didn't need to insult everyone else in the thread and call their stuff less funny. We're trying to have good vibes here and that doesn't really jive with it.
Ok understood. Just wrote what I felt, certainly not to insult.
Not finding a joke funny is not really an insult, now is it? I might, in retrospect, rather not have said that to avoid being seen as a buzzkill, as now I feel bad.
I shall try refrain from sourpussery in the future, however I won't make excuses for how I felt.
Yeah insult is probably the wrong word on my part but buzzkill is more what I meant.
Don't feel bad. I get it. It happens and I'm not blaming you or saying you're a crappy person or blaming you for feeling that way. I did come off a bit more aggressive than I probably should have and I apologize for that. Rough morning. I'm sorry.
Cheers mate, this exchange makes me feel a bit better. Updated my main post to reflect that.
It's great that you pointed out that I was a downer, trying to protect the positive vibe even when you were having a bad day yourself. I applaud that.
Hope your day turns around for the better!
<3
Again, sorry. I'm trying not to set bad vibes myself so I feel a bit guilty with those messages.
Thank you and I hope your day is bright, amazing and filled with many happy animal moments. Then again maybe it's just me being obscenely happy around birds and dogs and shit lol
Thanks same to you mate
Which NCC are we talking about?
Well, given that its a Star Trek meme on a Star Trek community, it's a safe bet that the NCC is referring to the text at the start of a ships registry like NCC-1701 for the Enterprise or NCC-1031 for the Discovery.