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Anon visits Silent Hill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But trapezoids are also two dimensional??

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 59 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No one in the entire series of The Sopranos ever accused Pauli of intelligence.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

This wise guy!

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can you believe this guy? I want 2 gees every Sunday, and don’t you even think of telling Tony.

[–] Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it a tetrahedron? I don't want to pretend I know anything about mathematics and geometry. Calling him D4 Head would be more my speed.

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

It’s the tetrahedron of terror! RUN

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Math graduate here. I support renaming tetrahedrons to D4.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Irregardless

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_Head

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Reddo Piramiddo

Japanese isn't real

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When Konami hires a Sicilian to replace Kojima.

[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If David Chase made Silent Hill.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

So the end is just a giant black screen?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m here for H.P. Lovecraft’s Pine Barrens.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm here for nightmares about talking fish.