Games

If I'm not Geralt then I'm likely quite fucked.

Someone, get me a crowbar!

Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.

Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.

Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.

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Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.

Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals

If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.

Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.

Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol

I would tame a gecko and ride it into battle. Or get ganked by a bunch of wasps, could go either way.

The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?

I'd probably either get killed by a nosalis or forget to change my mask filter. Greetings from Metro: Last Light!

I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.

I think I'll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.

Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?

Prince of Persia Warrior Within.

Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.

Faerûn. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.

But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.

Everything must be Satisfactory.

I gotta catch 'em all

I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.

A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.

I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.

I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.

the last game I played was Duskers, so I'm probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.

"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.

I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.

I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up...

Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.

OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other

I feel I need to turn a crank. It feels tedious at first, but it gives me some power to make scrap metal.

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.