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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bruh, I WTFed for a moment, before reading the community name. 🤣

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I was like that’s not what an ophthalmologist does!!

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Who must go to LensCrafters?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

An assassin comes for him, misses nine times, and is given a new prescription.