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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 1 points 17 hours ago

"they never said I played good games sir."

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your post is an excuse to post a Gianni video (Columbo + Videogames)

https://youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Classic 4chan was mostly joke plagiarism. Therefore, this post is 4chan neonoir

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console's menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen...

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

those aren't games they're money pits

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

just how i like it

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago

There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

[–] Glasgow@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bought it for spiderman and have no regrets.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Spider-Man, God of War, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, etc...

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ohh come on, at least make an effort to spell "Stadia" correctly!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Anon ain't got no alibi? Does that mean they're U G L Y?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Anon was probably watching porn on the browser, wouldn't be surprising.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh yeah. What's Spider-Man, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy, etc...? I've never heard of any of those either

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Xbox has....halo 1-reach lol. And they HAD some franchises they let rot. Sadly I'd say Microsoft is turning into Sega but software successful version

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait. So you agree with me? What does your initial reply mean? It's a picture of a bug on code?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

I'd say that given the current climate theres a greater than 0 chance that Microsoft can pull anything out of their asses with all of these new (to them) studios.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What does Xbox have?

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago

This is an interesting take, my understanding was that PlayStation has significantly more exclusive games than Xbox.