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[–] syaochan@feddit.it 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"How's the catgirls thing going?"

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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?

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Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

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What's a stab wound feel like?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 2 days ago

Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.

You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?

[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It depends. Am I armed?

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

Does this rag smell like bromine to you?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'd ask for his wife's number

[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lean over and whisper in his ear, "everyone hates you."

Something that would just..utterly fuck his brain for a while. If there was something that would motivate him into an Ebenezer scrooge character arc, I'd be so down.

If I had stealth techniques available to me, i would consider it.

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

"How was it servicing trump?"

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