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This is giving me an eggsistential crisis (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/creepy@hexbear.net

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That face looks really feminine. Must have been on eggstrogen for a while. badeline-heh

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wearing just enough lip gloss to reasonably deny wearing lip gloss if questioned

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

But with the blush there is no denying. tfyourlookinat

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Aww, Dirt_Owl's baby pictures <3

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tut tut, fret not, fret not - Flesh Egg Capitalist only asks that you work ten percent faster; a mere ten percent! To be industrious is wholesome to the vim and generative of the vigour! For God's sake show some spirit!

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Oh hey it’s me 7 months ago trans-hatch

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

don't think about its genitalia
don't think about its genitalia
don't think about its genitalia

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

[–] cannibalbanquet@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7fNQt8_XEc

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

post this to the egg_irl comm you coward