this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

he'd jump himself, continue to carry him. he may want to get that star or get closer to the top of the tower

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

mama mia, i've-a been captured by an owl! help-a me, luigi!

luigi-dance

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

New pfp who this

[–] super_mario_420@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yeah fuck that guy, that's just super mario 64. carry me instead, I'm 351 more

Edit: 356? 346? I can't number

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

he's trying to take your star

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I'll catch him with my trampoline arm

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