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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid (theonion.com)
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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 5 points 8 hours ago

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 6 points 10 hours ago

[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Do you at least get a multipass afterwards? Otherwise I'll pass!