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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The highlight of the article is:

“Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies

Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good

That was really good

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I'm a pretty big fan of gay as well

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Oh people are gonna know the gender of my snowMAN!

[–] kbal@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Snow isn't rain, angels aren't plasma, and "averageheightbread" doesn't track. On those three I'll take the side of your Uncle Dimwit. Pretty hard to top "snowperson" though./

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that and "gingerbread people" (I think "gingerbread them" not only reads more awkwardly, but also is more likely to be misheard and Uncle Dimwit will assume you said "gingerbread men").