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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

This is what happens when you break words by altering their definitions. We recently broke the word vaccine, and already we have people who don’t know that a weakened virus is a vaccine.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 169 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if, instead of having private health insurance, we pool all those premiums into one big community fund and whenever anyone needs medical treatments, it is paid using this pool of money?

🤔

Oh wait...

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The amazing thing is that the more participants you get paying into a single system, the less the cost for each is while covering everyone for anything. And yet some people are against this idea, who aren't even the ones getting rich from the current system.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't want the 'wrong' people to benefit.

[–] Dhs92@programming.dev 33 points 1 week ago

They're also afraid of it becoming slow, as if it isn't already. They buy into the propaganda that you have to wait 3 years to get seen for a cold.

[–] whygohomie@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Almost like if there was was one giant super doctor company that was required by law to provide medical treatment for everyone and it could leverage economies scale and its market power to negotiate better prices and wellness outcomes.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, hey, hey. That sounds an awful lot like socialism to me.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't agree with socialism, even if it makes my life better... no, especially if it makes someone else's life better. That's cOmMuNisM.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lemmy.ml has entered the chat

[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago
[–] tht@social.pwned.page 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk why you would not want to work less, in better conditions and get paid more, because that's how it is for the average worker

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because... what if it benefits someone else? The horror!gasp

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

That's why we need a public option so bad... it just makes everyone else play fairer

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jack Posobic is a right wing grifter. He isn't joking.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

Well, he is. He just knows the suckers aren't in on it.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but he hasn't got the Armenian flag in his username which makes me think he has at least four brain cells, so it's possibly a joke.

Do you mean the Liberian flag? 🇱🇷 Never heard of the Armenian flag 🇦🇲 being confused for the USA’s

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Poe's law, etc.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 95 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I cannot decide if the right are really that stupid or if this is just satire.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Jack Posobiec is a weird nazi guy

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it's clearly satire, real antivaxxers aren't smart enough to understand what that guy's saying

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I say both. :^) They can be this stupid but this is probably satire.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

It(or similar event) was real thing.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well obviously we should make this groundbreaking new approach available to anyone who wants it alongside traditional vaccines.

then we can just require proof of vaccination or this new alternative - let's call it "inoculation" for now - for school attendance.

Yeah, maybe we could suggest they even use "dead" versions of the viruses so they don't have to actually put a live virus inside of them, and their body will learn what the virus looks like and not have to deal with it replicating.

Then once they like that idea we can suggest we attach a protein to something so their immune system can recognize it as not naturally occuring and mark it down as destroy that shit if I ever see it again even without the protein.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ate the onion?

It’s hard to tell sometimes…

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Jack Posobic is a right wing douche nozzle. Dude's either serious as a heart attack or knows how dumb the people he peddles this shit to are and this is him screaming into the ether.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Satire is dead.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

The guy must be full of sarcasm.

[–] Rivalarrival 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The oral polio vaccine actually did that. It used an attenuated virus that didn't just confer immunity on the recipient; the mild infection from that weakened virus was (somewhat) transmissible to the community at large. Everyone who was directly vaccinated via OPV had a small but significant chance of infecting and thus immunizing the people around them.

Of course, there was also the problem that the attenuated vaccine occasionally mutated, and about 25 years ago, we got to the point that the vaccine was actually causing more cases of paralytic poliomyelitis than the almost entirely eradicated wild variants...

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The same thing that always happens will happen: I can’t take it! It makes me sick!

(For a day).

The resilience and lack of capacity for any discomfort at all is mind boggling. A fever for 1 day probably won’t kill you, will protect your family, and save you A LOT of money in medical bills and work loss (paycheck loss) going forward.

I’ve done 2 things post COVID booster, and post H1N1 which was live attenuated in the nose: stayed home and played a computer game, or, took Tylenol and gone about my day.

It amazes me that society continues to function given people the number of people who can’t handle minor life discomforts without complete personal implosion. Granted, the grace with which COVID masking for 10-20min at a time was handled by the masses is a marker of that.

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[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Small pox too. Milk maids were exposed to cow pox as part of the job and as a result were immune to small pox.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

True, but then we developed the smallpox inoculation, which had roughly a 70-30 chance of killing you outright.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah bro just snort some ground up small pox pustules like our ancestors did.

[–] Juice260@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago
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