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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 125 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Serious Answer:

It doesn't "stand for" anything in that it's not an acronym or acrostic.

It's the name of Star Trek "tropical resort planet." People go on shore leave there in the way that people go on vacation to Bermuda or the Bahamas; it's kind of the default "iconic tropical paradise" location.

On one notable occasion, Captain Picard went on vacation there.

Before he left, Commander Riker asked him to pick him up a certain souvenir from there.

You see the wooden statue in the sidebar over there? --->

That thing. It has a name. I don't remember what it's called.

What Riker didn't tell him is that displaying one of those statues openly is basically Risan shorthand for "I'm cruising for casual sex." So Picard was just like "yeah, I finally got around to buying Will that ugly statue he wanted; can't be arsed to take it back to my room right now though." So he just kinda carried it around with him for the day, had it hanging out on the table next to him while he was reading and such. With predictably awkward/hilarious results.

So yeah. This community is named after a low-stress tropical tourist trap that was occasionally spiced up with adventure and trolling. The perfect place for Star Trek related memes and shitposts.

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The statue is called a horga'hn

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Look at my huge horga'hn.

There's no way the writers weren't joking when they named this.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

It’s also where Worf got radicalized and engaged in some planetary level terrorism and then everyone was like “eh you’re just a toxic person to be in a relationship with so whatevs.” What a world.

[–] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well too bad, i'm giving you the answer.

Risa is actually the name of a planet in Star Trek. It's typically referred to as the pleasure planet because of the unholy amount of fisting they do there. It was first seen in the canonical adventures of Captain Clungeplunger of the USS Moist. Since then it's gone on to appear in dozens of other Star Trek iterations such as Pounding Picard, Two Girls One Neelix, The Next Generation, Jam it in Janeway, Seven Eight Out Nine and Star Tramp 7: The Voyeurs Home.

[–] archiotterpup@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You had me for a bit, not gonna lie. I was really excited to hear about a fisting planet.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 16 points 11 months ago

May I introduce you to the Klingon homeworld?

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I particularly enjoyed "Captain Clungepuncher".

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not USS Moist? To go where no condom has gone before?

[–] flicker@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

It's the alliteration. Really sells it.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

It’s not not a fisting planet.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is it “Jam it in Janeway,” “‘Jam-It-In’ Janeway” or “Jam it in, Janeway!” ?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a choose your own adventure porn

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I like all the options!

[–] kamenLady@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

it depends ...

[–] Haus@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's an acronym for the Romulan Imperial Spacefaring Academy.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Shit I thought it was the vacation planet

[–] Crankpork@beehaw.org 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A lot of people make that mistake. Often with disastrous results.

[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So where do we go to see sexy, scantily clad Romulans?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The_Picard_Manuever's "homework" folder

[–] flicker@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This got me.

Well done.

The_Picard_Manuever, care to deny these scintillating allegations?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, that folder is labeled Taxes!

...and also definitely, probably doesn't exist.

[–] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[–] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

And it's pronounced "Rhy-zuh" and not "Ree-suh".

[–] PochoHipster@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You want jamaharon you dirty boy

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don't we all, deep down, just want jamaharon? Some not so deep down.

[–] gram_cracker@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Serious Answer:

It doesn't "stand for" anything in that it's not an acronym or acrostic.

It's the name of Star Trek's "work prison." People can't exactly be fired or ejected from starfleet; it's kind of like a PIP, but instead making it mildly unpleasant until you get bored and leave of your own accord.

On one notable occasion, Captain Janeway was sent there.

Before she left, Commander Chakotay asked her to check in on a friend of his who had been there for years.

You see the wooden statue in the sidebar over there? --->

That thing. It has a name. I don't remember what it's called.

What Chakotay didn't tell her is that his friend was literally a block of wood. In fact, that's why he was at Risa. So Janeway was just like "yeah, I really don't understand what's happening but after asking for an introduction to this dude I have been sent to this little statue like 6 times. I guess there's something to it." So she just kinda carried it around with her for the day, had it hanging out on the table next to her while she was reading and eating and, well, changing clothes. With predictably awkward/hilarious results.

So yeah. This community is named after Star Trek's hilarious take on how to deal with subpar job performance. In the end, Risa was actually a pretty chill place. The perfect place for low effort Star Trek related memes and shitposts.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

Why did you copy Xariphon's answer?

[–] Wizarded@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Serious answer:

Risa deez nutz

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Serious Answer:

It doesn't "stand for" anything in that it's not an acronym or acrostic.

It's the name of Colonel Mustang's bodyguard.

[–] Mamertine@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

TIL Lt Hawkeye has a first name. Though it's with a "z" not an "s". Though I suppose that could be a translation thing.

[–] youstolemyname@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really

Intense

Sex

Android

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 11 months ago

Really

Interesting

Star Trek

Amemes

[–] Donnagen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Simple:

Really Into Star trek Are we!

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

stern Yoda Drifted into other canons, we have. Forced, our acronym is.

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

Remember that one episode where they say: "Risa Jar Jar Binks!".
Yeah, it's that.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Really

Intelligent

Sexy

Ambulances

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

It's a female jar jar binks

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Rapid Intercourse Sex Aliens

It takes about 5 minutes after arriving to find an alien willing to hump you dry.