this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who needs Photoshop when you have MS Paint?

[–] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Are we sure it's edited and they didn't just spray paint that part of the window green?

[–] ClassyDave@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Notice what?

[–] teydam@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"Hey mom! I cut the grass!"

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

The grass looks fine behind the fence! Why are they painting over it?

[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Coloring book be like.

[–] JoshuaSlowpoke777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not sure if chlorine haze or green highlighter

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago
[–] cloudless@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are companies that actually dye your grass green in the US. Very handy if you are caught between a municipal law that forbids watering the lawn and a wacky HOA that DeMaNdS the lawn to be green, or else!

[–] heeplr@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, HOA statutes beat state law in the US? wow..

[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

They don't beat them as such. The law only says that you are not allow to water your lawn. The HOA just fines you for letting the grass "deteriorate". They don't care about why it deteriorates, as long as they can fine you.

[–] plain_and_simply@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Bloody hell 30k? For paint? Villagers were right, use that money for actual investment into shrubs and trees.