this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who needs Photoshop when you have MS Paint?

[–] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Are we sure it's edited and they didn't just spray paint that part of the window green?

[–] ClassyDave@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Notice what?

[–] JoshuaSlowpoke777@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Not sure if chlorine haze or green highlighter

[–] teydam@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

"Hey mom! I cut the grass!"

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

The grass looks fine behind the fence! Why are they painting over it?

[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Coloring book be like.

[–] saucyloggins@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The grass is the obvious issue but what is up what that fence? Why even have one at that point? What are they keeping out? Foliage?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Even a small barrier will slow an advancing army enough to give defending forces the advantage. It's more difficult to step over obstructions like these when you're on the march in full armour and if you want to being supply carts, siege engines, etc. through then you'll have to break a hole in the barrier.

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago
[–] cloudless@feddit.uk 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are companies that actually dye your grass green in the US. Very handy if you are caught between a municipal law that forbids watering the lawn and a wacky HOA that DeMaNdS the lawn to be green, or else!

[–] heeplr@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, HOA statutes beat state law in the US? wow..

[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

They don't beat them as such. The law only says that you are not allow to water your lawn. The HOA just fines you for letting the grass "deteriorate". They don't care about why it deteriorates, as long as they can fine you.

[–] plain_and_simply@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Bloody hell 30k? For paint? Villagers were right, use that money for actual investment into shrubs and trees.