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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dont like to hold it so i pee many small amounts a day. Its hard to code with a full bladder

Nah, I code faster when I have to pee. Quality goes down, but quantity skyrockets. It's also why I chuck water endlessly at my desk.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

I piss many large amounts a day. Drink a glass extra, good for your brain and health

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