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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 4 days ago by lukewarm_ozone to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My mom used to say it sounded like a horse pissing onto a flat rock whenever I went to the bathroom. To which I would say "Gross! Why are you listening to me use the bathroom?!"