The fuck?
How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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There's this apparatus called washing machine.
I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.
Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.
Bro wtf
This is how incest porn originates
Get a chastity fetish.
His mother already seems to have one. Maybe he can borrow it from her.
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Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.
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