Anon has honor.
Good job Anon.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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tbh you don't want to date a girl who cheats anyways
Who said anything about dating?
isn't that what crushes are for
Tell her you're interested but never stick your dick in a girl the first time when she wasted. She can't legally make a decision in that state of mind.
Ain't it funny how if a guy has sex with a drunk chick, he's "taking advantage of her and the situation," but if a chick has sex with a drunk guy it's rarely seen that way, and in either case if she ends up pregnant she can go after the guy for child support for the next 18 years...
Increased awareness of and respect for men who have been abused? UBI or some other welfare net generously funded enough that a parent didn't have to care about pursuing some private citizen that wasn't interested in being involved? I'm all for that.
Both of those would be an improvement so massive it is never going to happen, especially the second one. That would have been life changing for me in so many ways. I wouldn't even be who I am, christ.
Unfortunately, it usually turns out they meant "How come getting them drunk has to matter" and "I don't care about starving children and I'll say so out loud."
Depends entirely how wasted
My dude, you do not want to find out where that line is. That is all.
Finns wouldn't have sex at all if finding someone at a bar was verboten lol
I was thinking the same about Ireland, myself.
Similarly drunk is generally cool. If it feels like either of you might be letting the drinking do the thinking exchange numbers instead.
Like I’ve had great drunk sex. But I also know people who were too drunk to say no and absolutely were raped. In general don’t have sex you think either of you will regret.
Also puke. Big chance of getting puke on your dick when she’s sad drunk. Don’t make my mistake.
Anon doesn't do a date rape. Good job anon.
I'm confused how two drunk people having sex is date rape? I mean I'm assuming OP was also drinking.
But also, like… bullet dodged. Perhaps in more ways than one.
Anon would be best off avoiding that girl at all costs. Dodged a bullet there. If she's unhappy with the relationship she should break up first. Being willing to cheat is a big red herring. Guess who she's going to cheat on next?
And who knows who's to blame for the relationship issues? Never stick your dick in crazy...
Red flag, not red herring. Those are very different idioms
Red rocket, not red flag. Those are very different phalluses.
big red herring.
Communism?
I think in this case autism protected him from risky or bad consequences.
Anons a good person
Actually yes, this is appropriate conduct, good job Anon.
Anon should suggest she tell her partner she wants to open the relationship. If he refuses, she has grounds to break up. If he accepts, anon could go for it. Win/win.
There's no such thing as "grounds to break up" if you want to end a relationship, you have every right to end it for no reason at all
Try telling that to my wife...
Okay whats her number?
Lol we're not in relationship court