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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Which America? South America? North America? How can it be the gulf of the entire continent?

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can we pleast waste the next 4 years renaming things and get nothing practical done? That sounds like perfectly good mud to spin the tires in.

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[–] QubaXR@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's not forget, conservatives, CEOs and all that bunch operate with methods of a parlor magician. The louder they jingle the keys in one hand, the more we should be paying attention to what they are doing with the other.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly this. All this outlandish bullshit is meant to soften the blow of something truly awful cooking.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

The media now see's it's job as shutting up and taking the bait, i see

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Wait until he hears about Mexico not being named America either!

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 22 hours ago

"Mexico is in Central America, so it must belong to the USA!"

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[–] febra@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But then they bitch about China and their wrongdoings in the South China Sea

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah because a stupid old man wanting to change the name is totally the same as building islands and putting military bases on then

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

You're right, but I worry this is an expansion of rhetoric similar to Taiwan. "It's always been our gulf. They're using land on our gulf."

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[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I wonder how long it will be before the white house issues a 9 dash line Trump has hastily marked up with a red permanent marker.

[–] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I declare the US to be "South Canada"

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[–] Breve@pawb.social 162 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Moderates who "voted for the economy" right now: 🤡

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago (34 children)

Also leftists who refused to vote at all because Harris didn't solve the Middle East conflicts from the Vice President's desk.

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[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 228 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This channel is going to be so busy the next 4 years. Oof.

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[–] alcibiades@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Besides the absurdity of this, who gets to decide the name of a geographical feature?

If this were to actually happen wouldn’t it mean literally nothing? Like maybe officially in the USA it would be referred to by its new name but why would other countries follow? And I get that that the USA does a lot in the Gulf, but from my [very basic] understanding most of it is international waters.

Could legislation be proposed to rename the Atlantic Ocean? And if so wouldn’t that just end up with the USA following strange semantics other countries don’t?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

It mostly would.

Hungary renamed an iconic square in Budapest like 10 years ago. Most of the city still calls it Moscow Square.

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Trump knows what he’s doing, I feel his goal is to say more eye catching things to drive peoples focus away from other ongoing things.

[–] ouRKaoS 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's Freedom Fries & W ketchup all over again...

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Invade Mexico, invade greenland, rename the gulf..... hello... he's bonkers, what the fuck are we doing letting this shit back in power....

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[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I hope he doesn't hear about the Gulf of California. He is not going to understand that the Californias were Mexican and, thus, the Gulf is still named after the fact. He's going to claim some wacky s*it like "the name indicates it belongs to one of our states", "Mexicans are trying to steal California's assets", or something like that.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I say USA will now be called ‘Bunch of Dumb Fuck Heads’ My mom already approved it.

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