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Hundreds of liberals gather outside the White House, chanting "SIR HOW DARE YOU SIR" for thirty minutes.

In response, hundreds of Trump supporters gather to defend their president, resulting in six accidental firearm discharges, three heart attacks, and eleven cases of a newly-discovered condition which has been informally named "slurry gut."

Yeah, sure. Their "attack" will involve a peaceful protest 2 miles from the capitol building and they will be corralled by cops even further away, which they will comply with completely. Nothing interesting or exciting will happen and they won't even bother to come up with a funny slogan.

Where's that tweet about liberal Jan 6th would be like the cast of Hamilton singing at them or something?

Having a good chuckle imagining what liberal stochastic terror would even look like

liberal here. don't tell agent orange but we do have something big planned. you'll all see, come inauguration day. once that orange velveeta voldemort fascist takes office and starts enacting his dangerous antidemocratic fascist hitlerite agenda he's gonna fucking pay. the whole world will know, once we sit by holding hands and letting him do whatever he wants, we, the liberals, are the bigger person. so in that respect we're the winners, not him. not blompf.

nah they are all utterly resigned and mad that the voters failed the democratic party

somehow also every liberal is completely insulated from the coming economic collapse and are all going to sit back, unaffected, and eat popcorn or whatever

I have more faith in a anti-H1b'er Jan 6th than a liberal one

A million pussy hats descend on Washington.

We will use our owls to flood the halls of Congress with the little screamy letters

Government fears lib Jan 6th style attack, my ass.

what are the current whereabouts of the liberal driller?