[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 2 points 20 minutes ago

A lich gestures to his temples in an attempt to control others' minds through their dreams, 1323 DR, colorized.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 3 points 24 minutes ago

My pre election joke of Hillary winning the nomination, then losing to Trump again still alive lmao

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 3 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

Yeah. He was never exactly sharp, but the guy has a reaction time approaching that of a sloth on tranquilizer now

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

They can, but would they?

Liberals have always been about the letter of the law (when it suits them), and I really don't think they would here. They're far too busy thinking of how they can pin it on Biden falling apart at the seams and all the money they're gonna make fundraising during Trump 2.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Voting for Joe Biden is not voting for Joe Biden centrist

I suppose they have a point though, as cooked as he is voting for Joe likely means voting for his staffers lmao

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If I were trying to gas Joe up, I wouldn't be using pictures of him from the actual debate either lmao

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I did say previously that they'd never 25th their own guy, but I didn't anticipate him being THIS pathetic. I thought his handlers would be smart enough to cancel this debate (maybe he threatened them into letting him do it? I remember a recent article about him being violently angry towards staffers), and just generally lock him away until after the election, heavily staged events aside.

Maybe they would? Thought like you alluded to, I doubt Conservatives would impeach him because he's so obviously withering away and the DNC apparatus is in full blown panic right now.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 39 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Well, I suppose watching all the brunch liberals bear witness to 'their guy' having his brain visibly drip out of his ears is at least amusing

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I honestly don't think Biden is capable of swinging a golf club at this point

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

How are they even gonna replace him at this point? We're past the point of a primary, so unless he steps down, they are bound to him. And to my knowledge, him stepping down means Kamala becomes the defacto nominee; she's even less popular than he was lmao.

They fucked themselves sideways with their hubris, and now that their 'vote blue no matter who' idiocy has predictably buried them, they want out?

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 51 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The guy's 81 and there are at this point, tons of clips of him looking like his brain is melting. We've had at least two I can think of in just the last couple weeks, and that's excluding the debate lmao

It takes a special kind of stupid to not realize, or at least potentially believe, that Biden's public appearances were being heavily limited because he's sundowning

Then again, the sort of people who argued he was fine are the sort of people who have 500 funko pops and listen to Rachel Maddow every day

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Joe Biden threw down the gauntlet on Wednesday, directly challenging former President Donald Trump – his expected 2024 rival — to not one, but two debates. Within hours, CNN announced via press release that it would be hosting the first debate in the presidential rematch on June 27 in the key battleground state of Georgia — where Trump remains under criminal indictment for attempting to interfere with the results of the 2020 election.

lmao

Participating candidates will be required to “appear on a sufficient number of state ballots to reach the 270 electoral vote threshold to win the presidency prior to the eligibility deadline” — meaning that potential third-party candidate RFK Jr. will likely be unable to take the stage.

Gonna be interesting to see whose amphetamines wear off first

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Competent military hours (web.archive.org)

“Something interesting that comes from Israel, 40 percent” of the drones “knocked out” by the Israeli army are shot down in cases of “friendly fire,” Marine Lt Col Michael Pruden told The War Zone and other attendees of the yearly Modern Day Marine exposition in Washington DC.

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This is such a trainwreck lmao; I was trying to follow one of my old links to Joe's COVID strategy, don't know what I was expecting. I'm trying to find the most hilariously pathetic part of this page

Maybe it's the obvious (to us) reasons it is completely empty now, stripped because of complete, abject failure, and the refusal to even address it any longer

Maybe it's the 5 different 'Donate' links

Maybe it's the flagrant "buy my slop, peon" tone

Maybe it's the overarching attempt to be like the kids (they still like "Dark Brandon", right?)

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I can't stop laughing

Preventing another Jan. 6

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea

Union-busting gets riskier

Biden empowers federal agencies to monitor AI

The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history

is in the same article as

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

where BOTH are presented as good things

These are real subheaders from an article about things Joe Biden did

Someone please burn this shithole down already

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