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Anon fixes Super Mario Bros (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Green Mario and Metroid

I'm triggered!!

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

I'm just imagining a metroid coming down to suck the life out of Bowser

[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

But no Zelda with Epona.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be like 1us for 500 coins, and a pack of 5 life-up mushrooms for 450 coins.

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Recently I re-played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 on an emulator and did not feel ashamed by making save points everywhere to avoid re-playing the levels, I had time for that as a kid.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's okay not to like Super Mario. You don't need to try and "fix" it.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

I think it was a joke

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

other characters... Metroid

https://www.smbgames.be/super-mario-crossover.php

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if Metroid and Zelda were girls

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Do we at least get a participation medal, or can we buy one?

What other costly mistakes can we buy ourselves out of?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this for real or am I too tired to understand the point of the text?

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

I'm genuinely not sure wether or not the first text is sarcastic, but I'm certain the reply is.

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