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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 3 months ago by MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago

…who the fuck cares?

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (19 children)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?

Yeah that's pretty much why.

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

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