What a fucking weirdo.
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He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich
Screw that health food shit, I want fucking bar food.
It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.
On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?
So many questions.
Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.
I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually
Didn't think you were serious.
Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...
I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.
Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.
Interesting info, thank you.
I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.
Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up
encouraging collaboration and innovation
Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.
"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"
Yep, thats the one
Edit: lol you're downloading it?
lol you're downloading it
As they should
Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?
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Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?
i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.
I don't want to die, but living forever sounds exhausting.
Freddy, is that you?
I want optional mortality, yes. https://www.fullmoon.nu/Resurrection/PrimarySpecies.html
But, I gotta say, I don't want to spend literally all my time just surviving, which seems to be this anti-aging zealot's day.
Living day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer.
Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?
Yeah that's pretty much why.
No, there's too many dudes like him on the planet.
Clear them out and we'll readdress the question.
Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.
If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet
Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.
The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.
I'm going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.
It's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.
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