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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I used to have a pretty good habit of drinking green smoothies at least twice a week. Best bowel movements I ever had in my life, by far.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

And what stopped you from a good habit that had the best bowel movements?

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 7 points 4 hours ago

I've had a bowel obstruction. It's not fun. Worst point in my life.

This is the part when I'm supposed to say I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I would though.

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How poor does your diet need to be to cause bowel movement problems, obvious medical conditions aside?

I would imagine mdonalds is bad enough to do it.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 8 hours ago

Couldn't have happened to a worse POS

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 11 hours ago

I like hearing about the suffering of useless idiots.

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm fine with fewer details, 'k thanks.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Say less. Say less.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 24 points 14 hours ago

I made fun of that moron once. The number of responses I got from their mindless followers was amusing.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 14 points 15 hours ago

Bro only ate dialup

[–] SamboT@lemmy.world -2 points 9 hours ago

Pickhure iof text is funy