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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

(1984) Reflections of Trusting Trust by Ken Thompson

It's a really short PDF and it's not as technical as it seems, but gives a good lesson on how programs evolve, and what exactly trust means in the software world

[–] telemaphone@beehaw.org 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My mom's death certificate. That's weird.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 seconds ago

RIP. This is up there with the arrest warrant

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

I think if i dig through my records I can find a federal subpoena from 2016. A LEO had to formally come to my door to confirm I received it but the prosecutor sent it to me via email.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago
[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Boringly, the only thing in there currently is the guide from the dmv (mvc, sorry) for nj to review cause I'm feeling old and need a refresher.

[–] psyspoop@lemm.ee 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

I have a key to tree identification in winter. It's surprisingly useful

[–] ouRKaoS 6 points 13 hours ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

The graphics alone make this look worth reading

[–] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

Pdf version of doom from hackernews not so long ago.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I find this segment to be particularly insightful:

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

That's the one I was gonna post! I think the text file containing ASCII 0s and 1s for an image of the Mona Lisa comes second.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

A copy of Man after Man:

This is such a weird book. It has leech people, underwater people, blind psychic baby people, meat mountain people, etc.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll need more details on this

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

It's a speculative evolution book from 1990 about how mankind might evolve in the next 5 million years. Basically the premise is that due to climate change, new species of humans are engineered to survive in a more hostile world. And then it follows these new species and their further evolutions.
The creatures in the picture above are both descended from humans.
It's weird, bleak and very far fetched.

A small gallery of the various species:

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Some days i feel like the engineered food creature.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

I was going to say the illustrations look very 90s

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

Truly morbid looking

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Incredible ! I love it ! Will try to find it

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I found it, thanks for the reply

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"Countries where suicide is outlawed.pdf"

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck, Bahamas? Life imprisonment?

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Usually it’s a placeholder punishment so that the police can break in and stop you committing a crime

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

The Bible 2.0

An older text, reinterpreted by Meaty McMeat.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In my mailbox...My arrest warrant from the Dutch police.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ok, this is definitely the winning comment. I'm crossing my fingers for you bro

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eating a meal, a Succulent Chinese Meal

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 32 points 1 day ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I found the Cunt Coloring Book from the 1970's. Yes, scanned in as PDF. Yes, a few pages were already colored in, mostly psychedelic colors though.

And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like, a bunch of hand drawn lady parts to be colored in.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Nothing special enough to share, nor would I even share such works, especially with all the pages stuck together..

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This feels pretty niche...

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

The Death report for Kurt Cobain. Mostly from morbid curiosity and a love for Nirvana. I don’t do that for everyone or anything like that. That’s the weirdest one. πŸ˜…

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Let's see, The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, some paper on MKultra, some paper about The Hum, Some scientific paper on the longevity of recordable optical media, and a paper about crows.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The technical plans for the Death Star.

[–] nebm51@drlemmy.net 8 points 1 day ago

Are there any vulnerabilities? Asking for a friend

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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Nothing too weird. Multiple manuals of objects that I own, probably the weirdest of which is a German manual for my Canon EOS 300 (I'm not German). And some machine learning papers, among which a paper from 1987, by Quinlan & Rivest, about decision trees (which is older than I am).

EDIT: Oh and another document older than me, a manual for the Minolta XG-9 that I'm lending from my dad.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

I agree it feels weird to come across files that've been around for longer than you have.

[–] vitrola06@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

A mock dictionary of Portuguese gay slang and vocabulary. It's pretty fun.

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