So basically unlimited bread pudding, French toast, and of course capirotada!
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There's a French Toast restaurant near me. Maybe I could cut a deal with them, or just open a food truck.
I would rain down ~~bagels~~ baguettes upon my enemies’ heads! Muhahaha.
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Slice it. Toast it. Add toppings. Endless tapas.
According to wikipedia, the atmosphere has a mass of about 5.15×10^18 kg and a baguette has a minimum mass of 8×10^-2 kg
I only need to create 6.4×10^19 baguettes
Now i have to figure out how to monetize this
If you summon enough baguettes in the right spot in space, you generate enough mass to gravity-slingshot Earth into a new trajectory. Depending on what mood you're in, you could use this to solve global warming, or send us into a collision course with the sun.
Do my thing while standing by the microwave, that magical box which turns slightly stale bread into hot steamy fresh bread again.
Baguettes just dump out of Trumps butt whenever he makes a public appearance
Why not just cover the Whitehouse in baguettes 100s of meters high, while simultaneously filling the rooms with so much baguette you can't even move.
Could probably launch my own line of bagel chips (or bagel crisps), I'd never need to buy the main ingredient.
I could probably get a job at either of my local grocery store bakery departments with that.
Definitely on the 'use it to assassinate billionaires and malicious politicians' bandwagon.
One that's done, I'm spending the rest of my life traveling to feed birds at various parks, beaches, etc.
Edit - also slightly stale is perfect for making banh mi. My lunch game is about to to kick up a notch.
Ergot farming.
Search up "ratatouille modern warfare"
Trickle them slowly enough onto the GE so they keep their value so I can sustain my membership through bonds.