I plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I'll be doubling my investments over and over. You'll see.
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I plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I'll be eating steaks in no time
milk steak?
Sloppy steaks?
Or they might just hatch.
That's the joke
What do US-Americans need all these eggs lately for? If they're so expensive, why still buy them?
I’m lowkey hoping I missed the memo and a mass egging of the White House is in the works.
We eat like a lot of eggs in the US, and bird flu hit chickens like a 1000 trucks. I haven't bought any recently, but I also just really like eggs. Breakfast sandwiches are one of my favorite things, so I can see people paying top dollar
Lol