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[–] supersolid_snake@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meanwhile Australia's president Joe Biden can barely finish a sentence.

[–] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

er......... the president of Australia isn't Biden, it's Juan Guaidó

[–] supersolid_snake@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I thought he was the new monarch of England. I stand corrected.

[–] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] supersolid_snake@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where does he find the time? I feel lazy and ashamed.

[–] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] supersolid_snake@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

"Bro when you were at the club, I was already the president of like 5 different countries. You will never be at my level, bro"

[–] FuckBigTech347@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I thought he is the current emperor

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He is, but only of Bir Tawil

Wikipedia article

Professor Oak: "Everyone focuses on him being the current monarch of England and president of Australia, under the puppet government of, what was his name again?"

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 5 points 1 year ago

Not my prez!

Ah Fox News Australia, they took a break from gloating about the failed referendum and posting videos of their smug hosts laughing at "lefties" to bring you this banger lol.

[–] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

An anonymous source has claimed that the Sky News room completely fabricates news about Putin's impending death and then collectively faps to it as it airs. The editor collects everyone's 'contributions' and smears them over a giant vinyl poster of the Russian President, and then the newsroom staff take turns sliding over it like a giant slip-n-slide, insider groups have revealed. After months of speculation, this startling news has sent shockwaves through other Western media newsrooms. Special interest groups have explained that the other news rooms do not wish to be seen to be upstaged by Sky News in terms of sexual deviancy. Sources close to the notorious vinyl poster claim to have noticed a musty aroma similar to one found in the White House press briefing room, prompting speculation as to a connection.

[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah the 'I've read it on facebook' of international politics

[–] Laika@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

you know it's bad when western media admits it

[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds more like a threat.

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's just the recurring cope when things aren't going their way. It's the equivalent of not studying for your exam and hoping the teacher gets sick and doesn't show up.

[–] TrismegistusMx@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

We're all dying, but cowards and tyrants die a thousand times before their deaths.