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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Now racism won't end at the end zones!

[–] FolknForage@lemm.ee 9 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

My consolation is that these motherfuckers are not ready for how hard the pendulum will swing back.

It will be a proper wrecking ball.

[–] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 minutes ago

No it wont. Normal people are tired of being preached to when they are at a football game of all places. Ironically sports were at the vanguard of improving race relations in the United States. There's something to be said for showing rather than telling.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I agree, what’s that timeline look like for you though? 4 years? 8 years? The “wait” is gonna fuckin’ suck.

Crossing my fingers for the first trans president, though.

[–] FolknForage@lemm.ee 1 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Frankly I couldn’t tell you, but whatever the timeline is, I expect it will be much faster than before, as everything is.

There are a few very young politicians and new media commentators that know what’s up, and I think we should rally around them.

In the meantime, boycott as best as possible, build, develop and protect your community and funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.

The revolution will be federated.

[–] TheFunkyPickle@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

Imagine that you managed to scrounge up the several thousand dollars needed to attend the super bowl. You and your fat wife pile into your lifted f250 and manage to park, get your BudLight™® and squeeze into your double wide seats. But, hark, you spy as Mahomes throws another uncontested touchdown: the NFL's anti racist messaging has been removed from the end zone! How will you be able to dissuade your own white guilt as the black receiver shucks and jives in the end zone after making the catch for over one million dollars a year. A tear runs down your cheek, knowing that you should never have voted for Trump...

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

Can’t be offending the Racist of the United States of America.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 44 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Bend the knee, kiss the ring. These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic...

[–] alucard@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 hours ago

Also , the spineless viewers , musical artists, players, and advertisers that enable the whole event

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Bend the knee

are you sure?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Bend both knees or neither

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 hours ago

Would be more honest had they only removed 'End'

[–] YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I'm seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago

I like a society that openly makes racists uncomfortable for their beliefs. It lets them know they're unwelcome, even if it doesn't change their mind.

Silence is agreement, afterall.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Alternate story: Racist was going to go out and harass somebody today, instead he saw "end racism" on the TV and had an aneurysm

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Oh, America.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Just stick an S in front, will give the same message and will be much cheaper!

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I think people are reading too much into this. They're changing it to 'Choose Love,' as an obvious shot at the orange-haired man who's never gotten a hug.

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I just love Today combining the two events (changing it; 1st prez to go) to make it obvious why.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 235 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Well, the NFL did it. They ended racism.

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Didn't they just end "ending racism"?

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 50 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

I, for one, have found racism considerably less appealing since reading this sideways in endzones. Thanks NFL for making me not a bigot anymore. I think blacks are probably fine now.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 152 points 16 hours ago (13 children)

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 20 points 7 hours ago

Unfortunately, those players make so much money that it moves them into the big club that we ain't in. Not a lot of class/race solidarity there, from what I've seen...just solidarity with whatever gets them paid.

Which I guess makes sense. The sport itself is extremely predatory, preying on young, very poor (usually) black men, offering them the promise of wealth they wouldn't normally have access to—if they just sell their bodies and physical health to the wealthier white men who own them. So they work their asses off all through high school and college to hopefully have the chance at the NFL; joining the league literally becomes the culmination of their life's work.

Not many want to actually rock that boat.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Hire all white people and the trump Nazis are perfectly happy?

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

Have you ever watched Rollerball (1975)?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 70 points 14 hours ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 94 points 16 hours ago (14 children)

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

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[–] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 125 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't want the snowflakes feeling bad about their natural tendencies, would we?

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Not sure I understand the point of the NFL with these anti racism sayings.

Like is there anyone racist out there that reads these and changes their mind?

That’s not how racism works at all.

NFL can continue doing what they want I just don’t see the purpose.

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 13 points 5 hours ago

In addition to what others said it sparks discussion when some asshole in the friend group complains about it and hopefully gets torn into or excommunicated or otherwise corrected by their peers

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It also normalizes the idea by making it ever present. Even if people don't directly act on it, the message is there being presented as the normal thing society does. It pushes anti racism towards being an ambient condition by exerting a (slight) social pressure.

[–] Fisk400@feddit.nu 12 points 6 hours ago

The message isn't to stop people from being racist. It's to stop the racists from being part of their fanbase. Macho sports are really susceptible to concentrations of assholes and they need to be actively discouraged or they will take over.

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