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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

no acceptable form of payment has been processed on this account.

But my coupons tho.

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

this isn't working at the moment.

Yeah and it won't going forward either… come on one more step and you'll get there

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They just didn't use the right coupons, rookie mistake

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they forgot to sign their name in all caps?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

at a 45 degree angle. they probably did it at 43 or 46 or some other newb mistake.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

It has to be in red too

[–] credo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Oh- I bet the coupon wasn’t certified too. Easy mistake to make, thinking the envelope certification also covered the contents.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like the old skool redaction that you could still easily piece together to get the address...

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, you have a city and the last few digits of an America 5 digit post code. It seems like that would take it down to a handful of possible candidates right away.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The secret is to use the right coupon. My partner gave me a book of love coupons for that love holiday (it's coming up, don't forget) last year. I used it to get a free back-rub from my water company. The CEO showed up at my door and did a solid 50 minutes (standard for a 1h rub).

It's all about knowing the system.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I am helpless with mirth.

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So many of these people. I'm starting to think that there are people who this works for, but it's literally 1 in a million and it's the company making a mistake and missing something or them just falling into a crack.

So I figure the same chance of that happening without sending a coupon or treasury note or some other made up thing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I asked a sovereign citizen expert if she knew how many there were in the world and nobody knows. Which makes sense as most of them get indignant if you call them a sovereign citizen, and some of them just dip their toes into the ideology a little. It's never been documented that it works for any of them, although some of them claim it does.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There has to be a few who've been written off as more trouble than they're worth, and the debt has been abandoned.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe, I'll ask her. Generally the answer seems to be no when I've looked.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I'm surprised they didn't reply with something super dumb like, "You're not a water company, you're Newport News, and I didn't subscribe to your newspaper."

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why is that believe still going at all? This has NEVER worked...