Depression jokes are OUT.
Hyperbolic overconfidence jokes are IN.
Sadness CANNOT overtake you anymore. You are simply TOO POWERFUL and TOO SEXY.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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I am the powerful sex God of sadness.
I yeet unhappiness and skeet confidence.
You are all blessed today
I think some are around, but in true fediverse style I'm not actually sure where, or how to find them.
Anyway, while I get it and can relate to a bunch of them, I did see someone call it out as "misery porn" and they have a point. You do you, everyone, but ruminating/basking in negative bullshit is not especially healthy.
A lot of British humour revolves around self-deprecation, death, etc. I only realised this after my Dutch colleagues didn't laugh when one of them offered me a drink and I asked for petrol.
It's probably using yeet in a face to face conversation.
Sounds like a cool way to go to me.
Here you go. Enjoy being sad together.
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Me at work telling my coworkers I want to go play in traffic
In the flat earth world, do you just fall forever? Or what happens there exactly?
I don't think gravity is a thing for them. I think they think things fall because that's just what they do, possibly because God Said So.
So it's got to be the fall forever thing, right?
They just believe the earth and everything else is accelerating upwards. People that think like that should just be forced to go through all of school again because clearly their reasoning skills failed them.
Maybe because thats not a dad joke??
You might want to reread the post.