this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Using 100% of your brain .... AKA a Grand Mal Seizure

Here at Risa, that sounds about right

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

In my headcanon, Q squished Nagilum between his metaphorical fingers for being so impotent as to kill a life form on a whim without possessing the capability or forethought to restore them (for further amusement). Then he brought Ensign Haskell back who rotated out to a new assignment as Lieutenant.

Yep.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Better than a Grand Nagus Seizure.

That's where they just take your house and leave you destitute on the street, wishing you had a regular seizure and died.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

AKA ... modern real estate transactions

That's the secret to great content.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kirstie Alley was assuredly not using 100% of her brain.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If we're 100% what is Daystrom? Or even shittydaystrom?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Daystrom is about the normal 10 to 20% ... Shitty daystrom is probably 50% which is about the point where you start drooling but still consciously functional.

Risa is 100% and we're convulsing on the floor waving our hands around and someone duct taped a mouse to one hand and gave access to a keyboard on the other.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

That's when I use my brain and flip a coin on whether to post or not

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

If we’re using 100% it makes them the neurotypical ones

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maximize your brain power by firing every Neron at once: https://piped.video/watch?v=-kdkFJa2VJM

[–] teft@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago