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[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.

So it's at least plausible.

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

[–] ahal@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

IDF coming in hot

[–] ProjectMork@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

well hmm, This could be interesting

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I think this speaks for itself

[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.

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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Initiative in D&D 5E

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.

I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago
[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.

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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've heard a few stories of people dying practicing self love. Quite undignified!

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

[–] Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 10 points 1 day ago
[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

How to get prescribed Xanax

Seems legit

[–] agnomeunknown@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year πŸ‘€

[–] kaamkiya@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

I guess dying on a roller coaster. Link

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

[–] pleasejustdie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I die in a freak hawk training accident.

Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)

https://www.wikihow.com/Reasons-to-Break-Up

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word

I always suspected

I die cleaning a bicycle chain.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)
[–] Mishmash2000@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago

While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (βŠ™_β˜‰)

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Wikihow article: How to make sex less painful

Painlessly in my bed, in the warm embrace of a loved one, it would seem.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

'How to treat a sprained neck'

So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else

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