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[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"How to Clean Leather Sandals"

I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago

I guess that house wasn't abandoned

[–] Evildave@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago
[–] Zavasay@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"

I hope someone tells my new job I've died!

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors

Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.

[–] Aurinia@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I guess from shrinking stomach

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

You can eat any plant… at least once.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

How to get prescribed Xanax

Seems legit

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago

So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago
[–] vortexal@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I got How to Get Bulbasaur in PokΓ©mon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that's it anyway.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business

Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

[–] somenonewho@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago
[–] brognak@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.

[–] tleb@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago
[–] TerrificBeanOnOwl@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SNORT IT.

[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 4 points 5 months ago
[–] sh__@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

How to drop a gas tank.

Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,

Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.

[–] theluckyone@discuss.online 4 points 5 months ago

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

How to drink Prune Juice

[–] Gieselbrecht@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.

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[–] LaminatedDenim@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(

[–] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas

Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case

[–] zachimusprime44@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I've heard a few stories of people dying practicing self love. Quite undignified!

Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)

https://www.wikihow.com/Reasons-to-Break-Up

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